True story: yesterday my best friend friends boyfriend was kissing her neck trying to like turn her on and then in all seriousness he said to her “baby. Want me to put my dick on your neck?” And I’m still laughing/in shock that he is a real person and that is a real thing he said in total realness
I just accidentally ripped my nose piercing out for the first time and it was basically the worst thing that has ever happened to me I just came here to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now
I can’t wait to be truly happy
Did I miss something where everyone now puts their gender preferred pronouns in their blog description
Yesterday I heard two gothic looking 14 (I think) year olds (a couple?) arguing about whether or not Five seconds of summer was an “emo” One direction
feathor said: Hi love, I was wondering if I could buy your URL? You could name a price!
$11111199999 dollars and a lock of Johnny depp’s pubic hair
i wish i could quit my job and just get paid for being alive
|Me:||am I mean?|
|Me:||who even asked for your ugly opinion? Who even invited you here anyway?|
A pretty fair effort when put into perspective with the fact that I only post like. Once a week.. Real talk though I love all you lil angel fairies !