This photo is literally a 100% accurate description of my life though

This photo is literally a 100% accurate description of my life though

I wish I had smaller boobs

(via -annoying)

I can’t even explain how much I love online shopping
But
I’d rather cut my fingers off with a butter knife than wait for it to arrive

(via neopiacentral)

me when i listen to alt-j

  • me: damn this is so fucking good
  • me: what the fuck is he saying

I love spring 😌

(via ratgod)

Having a dog is such a blessing like whenever you drop a piece of food on the ground you don’t even have to pick it up because you know they will just eat it

Anonymous asked: you're so ugly wth????

Would your mother be proud of you sending this message to someone anonymously?

thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

fingerblaster113:

What is ello

  1. a fruit-flavored gelatin dessert made from a commercially prepared powder.

Hunny, that’s jello

:(

(via baebees)

I don’t know how people can eat one piece of toast for breakfast I need like seven pieces of toast to be full