This photo is literally a 100% accurate description of my life though
I can’t even explain how much I love online shopping
I’d rather cut my fingers off with a butter knife than wait for it to arrive
- me: damn this is so fucking good
- me: what the fuck is he saying
Having a dog is such a blessing like whenever you drop a piece of food on the ground you don’t even have to pick it up because you know they will just eat it
Anonymous asked: you're so ugly wth????
Would your mother be proud of you sending this message to someone anonymously?
What is ello
- a fruit-flavored gelatin dessert made from a commercially prepared powder.
Hunny, that’s jello